Please don't tell your father I came home from work without my panties on

And my dad's wife is a dyke! I threw a stick at her at their wedding 😏

I watched my mom jerk off and cum on her panties (shocked myself)

I asked my stepmom how to fuck a girl and she showed me 🫣

It's not my fault I jerk off! Your father doesn't fuck me, and I want to orgasm